The Skank Skroll
✅ Yes, I’d like updates, sneak peeks, and the occasional pigeon-related scandal.
❌ No, I prefer inboxes that smell of boredom.
Skank Skroll™ — Unearthed. Unfiltered. Unapologetic.
(Delivered with the same care as a pigeon crash-landing through your window.)
“She started a newsletter?”
“Yeah. It’s like being mugged by a fairy in fishnets. I loved it.”
Get on the List — It Smells Better Here
Welcome to the Skankaverse — a bold, bonkers picture book world for grown-ups who love scent, satire, and a splash of sarcasm with their sangrias.
INTRODUCING: SKANK SKROLL
A sweary, pigeon-poo-stained newsletter straight from Skankabel herself.
If you like your fairies unhinged, your perfume feral, and your humour darker than Teena’s dental record, you’re exactly where you need to be.
Join the unfiltered, slightly unhinged world of Skankabel. You’ll get:
Early access to new launches & exclusive extras
Downloadable goodies, rants, raves, and revenge
Absolutely no spam (unless Teena’s cooking again)
It’s the only mailing list that might whisper dirty secrets to you in a cloud of glitter.
“Still unsure? No worries.
Skankabel isn’t for everyone — just the bold, the curious, and the gloriously offbeat.
And if you ever change your mind, unsubscribing is easy.
But we both know you’re already a little bit Skankified, aren’t you?”