FAQ
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So… who is Skankabel again?
A fairy tale reject with wings that stink and a nose for your dirty secrets. The world tried to pretty her up — she laughed and stank harder.
If you read this far, you already know too much.
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Are these books suitable for children?
Only if your child can out-swear you.
(No, they’re not.)
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How do I get the Skanklings Suite password?
Buy the book; SKANKOID (Kindle), SKANKETTE (standard print edition), or SKANKADELIC (Collector’s print edition).
The password’s hidden in its pages. Crack it and you unlock your stash of filthy freebies and behind-the-scenes drivel.
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I lost my password — help?
Double-check your pages, look under your wine glass, then email me nicely. I’ll sort you out.
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Can I share my Suite password with my friends?
Share the book with them instead. The Suite is for readers who actually show up. Fair’s fair.
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Is there more than one Skankabel book?
Oh, there will be. The Skankaverse is just getting started — new wings, new whiffs, new chaos. Collect them all if you dare.
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Do you really make perfume too?
Yes — in the real world, I’m Melanie Jane: perfumer, scent stylist, and occasional fairy wrangler. Fairy stench, real scent: both handcrafted.
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Can I get signed copies?
Watch my newsletter — I do secret signings and special print runs for the true stink squad.
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Do you do live events?
Sometimes. Book signings, scent sessions, the occasional scandal in a wine bar — stay on the mailing list and you’ll know first.
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Where do I get support if my download’s being an arse?
Email me. Or better yet, read the instructions first — then email me.