SHE CAME, SHE STANK, SHE CONQUERED.
NOT YOUR AVERAGE FAIRY TALE. NOT YOUR AVERAGE FAIRY.
WHO THE F*** IS SKANKABEL?
She’s got a nose like a bloodhound, a past full of glitter trauma, and a perfume line that smells like vengeance and vintage regret.
Kicked out of Fairyland for “olfactory misconduct,” she’s now hexing the highlight reel and bottling up revenge—one foul-mouthed spritz at a time.
“Confidence smells better than conformity.”
BANNED IN FAIRYLAND
THE BOOK THAT MADE TINKERBELL CRY
Once upon a sweary time, there was a fairy with a face like thunder and wings that reeked like a tramp’s sweaty bollocks.
Skankabel isn’t your average wand-waver. She’s a perfume-slinging menace with a scent for vengeance and a mission to out-stink conformity.
This book is equal parts fairy tale, revenge fantasy, and aromatic middle finger.
For adults only.
Snowflakes will melt.
“Imagine if Jennifer Saunders, Ricky Gervais, and a bottle of Chanel No. 5 had a scandalous fairy child. That’s this book.” — Some poor reader
★★★★★
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